Sarandashian

Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos and Khloe Kardashian, Criss and Khloe, the crackship 'Sarandashian'.

"Khloe, I know something’s up, you haven’t… I mean, I know we’ve only been dating a few weeks, but I think I can tell… Khloe, there’s something wrong, isn’t there? Please talk to me."

"Nothing’s wrong, really."

"Khloe."

"…I am so guarded, it destroys me. I don’t want to believe that anyone wants to be nice to me. I can’t go out with you anymore. I’m sorry. It seems so unreal."

"Please don’t. It’s not unreal. I… I love you, Khloe. I’m never going to hurt you. Believe it this time, okay? I won’t let you down. I promise."

"…Okay."

CRISS: No, I love hanging out with Khloe’s family. They’re great. Scott and I hit it off real well, we’re great friends. Khloe and I are very fortunate to both have great families that get along well.

INTERVEIWER: “So how did the two of you meet? How’d you get together?”
CRISS: “Well, it was during the shooting of my show at the Luxor. Khloe’s agent contacted the Mindfreak crew and said that Khloe, Kim and Kourtney would be in the city, staying at the Luxor, and it was suggested that the three of them appear on an episode of Mindfreak. I’d never met any of them, but I’d seen them on TV and stuff, and they seemed cool, so I said yeah, let’s do that. The plan was that I’d teach them a couple simple tricks, and it was basically just supposed to be a publicity stint to get both parties more fans. They came to my suite at the Luxor and we introduced ourselves and started planning for the show. I immediately liked Khloe. We have correlating senses of humor, we’re really in tune with each other, we just had a great time. Kim and Kourtney ended up leaving for some reason and it didn’t work out due to scheduling conflicts, so we never shot the episode, but that first day it happened. A fluke, really. Kourtney had Scott, you know, Scott Disick, and Kim had a boyfriend too. This was in 2006. Everyone was going to go out that night, and Khloe made a comment about how she was the only one without a date, and I asked her out in a really dumb way. I said, ‘I’d love to be your date,’ and she smiled and thanked me and we had a great time that night. We got talking, and the subject of levitation came up, and I mentioned how I could levitate my cat, Hammy. She was interested in that, so that night she came back to my place and I showed her how I could levitate him. They went back to L.A., I didn’t hear from her for a month, but I thought about her constantly. Then I get a phone call from her, she was coming back to town, want to meet up? Of course I did. We went out again and I asked her why she’d come to Vegas, and she said it was just because she wanted to see me. We were engaged four months later.”

INTERVEIWER: “So how did the two of you meet? How’d you get together?”

CRISS: “Well, it was during the shooting of my show at the Luxor. Khloe’s agent contacted the Mindfreak crew and said that Khloe, Kim and Kourtney would be in the city, staying at the Luxor, and it was suggested that the three of them appear on an episode of Mindfreak. I’d never met any of them, but I’d seen them on TV and stuff, and they seemed cool, so I said yeah, let’s do that. The plan was that I’d teach them a couple simple tricks, and it was basically just supposed to be a publicity stint to get both parties more fans. They came to my suite at the Luxor and we introduced ourselves and started planning for the show. I immediately liked Khloe. We have correlating senses of humor, we’re really in tune with each other, we just had a great time. Kim and Kourtney ended up leaving for some reason and it didn’t work out due to scheduling conflicts, so we never shot the episode, but that first day it happened. A fluke, really. Kourtney had Scott, you know, Scott Disick, and Kim had a boyfriend too. This was in 2006. Everyone was going to go out that night, and Khloe made a comment about how she was the only one without a date, and I asked her out in a really dumb way. I said, ‘I’d love to be your date,’ and she smiled and thanked me and we had a great time that night. We got talking, and the subject of levitation came up, and I mentioned how I could levitate my cat, Hammy. She was interested in that, so that night she came back to my place and I showed her how I could levitate him. They went back to L.A., I didn’t hear from her for a month, but I thought about her constantly. Then I get a phone call from her, she was coming back to town, want to meet up? Of course I did. We went out again and I asked her why she’d come to Vegas, and she said it was just because she wanted to see me. We were engaged four months later.”

ELLEN DEGENERES: “What about the things people say about your body, Khloe?”

KHLOE: “It doesn’t affect me. I’ve always had a positive image of my body.”

CRISS: “I think she’s very beautiful, very sexy. I don’t understand the things people say. It’s ridiculous, people saying anything negative about her or that she needs to change the way she looks. You can’t improve upon perfection.”

KHLOE: “He’s very sweet. I’m lucky.”

CRISS: “It’s not about being sweet, I’m serious.”